Opening a bottle of champagne is terrifying even for the most experienced mimosa drinker.

But if you’re the idiot below, you like to open a perfectly good bottle of champagne by throwing it up against a wall as if you’re slapping God in the face.

Only this time, God hit back in hilarious fashion.

Now let’s watch on repeat for added measure:

Don’t be this guy. Don’t slap God in the face. Don’t throw a full bottle of champagne against a wall.