| 11 August 2011
Even though we all know "drinking at a college game is strictly forbidden" and you're not allowed to bring in outside beverages to a NFL game, those rules only apply to the weak minded who haven't cleverly thought of a way to sneak in your drink of choice.
So how can you sneak your tasty beverages into a football stadium without getting caught? Sure there are always the standard metal flasks to hide on your body but what other creative ways can you sneak your booze in? Read on to find out how...
Wine Rack Bra
What better way to store liquor than in a place security can't touch?! Plus if you're a woman, your boobs will be inflated enough to attract a guy and by the time your done drinking with him, he won't care that they have shrunk 2 cup sizes by the game's end.
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Sneaky Shorts
Looks like you gained a few pounds? Oh just kidding, I'm looking at a genius. This device even has a spout by your shoes to pour your drink -you guessed it- Sneaky.
Camo Caps
You order a pack of these things to fit a 20oz Aquafina water bottle. Take the bottle and fill it with your clear liquor beverage of choice and snap on the camo cap to make the bottle look unopened. 
Reef Sandal
Probably not a good option at an outdoor game in freezing temps but you can't feel your feet if your liquored up!
Travel Sized Shampoo Bottles
Pick these up in the travel section of Target or Walmart. Since their plastic, metal detectors won't go off and you can toss them after the game without feeling guilty.
Added bonus? Bring Crystal Light drink mix packs to dump into a sprite to make your own $2 cocktail rather than paying $14 for the same damn drink at the stadium.
Seat Cushion Flask
Not sure if you can actually sit on it but this item seems like you could fill it up with enough liquor for 5 games. (depending on the kind of drinkers you tailgate with of course!)
Cell Phone Flask
Personally I'd rather go with the plastic travel sized bottles than this thing but hey, it still works.
Secret Beer Belly
If you don't mind looking like you haven't worked out in over a year, this is right up your alley!
Binocular Flask
Again, I'd rather go with the plastic travel sized bottles as a flask but this item proves there is no way you can prevent fans from bringing their booze to a game for free!
