| 06 January 2011
Its my birthday and I'll post this if I want to.
Yeah, I really did just type that line. Lame, I know. But dammit, its a good reason to post up pictures of my favorite jocks and geeks that just so happen to grace us all with their hotness. Guys like Harrison Ford, Mark Sanchez, Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds in a single dose is almost too much to handle. But I think you'll manage.
All Time Favorite Harrison Ford
Do you remember your first crush? I absolutely do. It was Harrison Ford and for two clear reasons, Han Solo and Indiana Jones. I cannot say enough how much I adore Mr. Ford and all (well most) of the movies he has done, including 2 out of my top 3 favorite movie franchises. (LOTR being the odd one out). If you do not know who either of these characters are, there is a special place in hell for you. Well, hell might be a little harsh. Still, if you don't know who Han Solo or Indiana Jones is, just do yourself a favor and never visit this website again. #IDontEvenKnowYou
Think that's it for favorite men in uniform? Oh no my dear, there are definitely more...
Favorite Athlete Mark Sanchez
My Superbowl Championship football name was "Dirty Mark Sanchez" and I don't think its a coincidence that I won my league with a name like that. Not only is little Marky a humble guy, but for the most part, he's a quiet guy. You don't hear about him throwing hot tub parties (Matt Leinart) or swarming a girl in a bar (Ben Roethlisberger) but what you will see him say things like "I have a girlfriend and her name is football". Little does Mr. Sanchez know, I am already in the process of changing my name to football.
Added bonus? Hopefully Mark can pull off a win against the Colts in the first round of the playoffs. If he knocks off the Jags arch rival, my love for him will only grow stronger.
Favorite Xmen Hugh Jackman
Funny, smart, talented, good husband/father, hot as hell and added bonus? Plays Wolverine to perfection. While you know Hugh Jackman is such a genuinely nice guy, he puts on a very convincing "bad ass" attitude of Wolverine. Plus, he is absolutely ripped in all of the movies he portrays Wolverine but without the whole "I'm on steroids look". Did I mention he has long sharp claws?
Favorite Geek Ryan Reynolds
Newly single Ryan Reynolds has been making us all laugh for years but when he started to don the Super Hero outfits, he might as well consider himself and I, soul mates. Ryan will soon be showing off his Green Lantern super powers when the highly anticipated film debuts later this year. Even if you don't like Green Lantern, those abs alone are enough to make you hookin off the highway for $10 to buy a movie ticket to see him.
[I kid Grandma, I kid]
Of course there are many beautiful men in the world. We have gladly researched some of the hottest athletes out there and put it all in a nice little section dubbed "Love a Man in Uniform". Feel free to check out.
Every. Single. Day.
