How does this sound to you?

The poor Lucky Charms mascot spends his life hiding his cereal from those damned children and when the kids finally catch the little leprechaun, they tie him up and make him watch them eat his precious cereal. They make him watch.

Sounds filthy doesn't it? 

Coming off a another great video from Cracked.com where the After Hours crew discovers that cereal companies have been poisoning our youth for decades using everything from social, mental to even the sports kids play.

For example: How is Tony the Tiger so bulked up? Do Frosted Flakes pump up our children so much that they start poppin’ off home runs like its the summer of 98’. Maybe Tony was slippin McGuire and Sosa a little frosted juice to go along with with their leg creams and corked bats. For all we know, Frosted Flakes and Tony are the very reason the steroid crisis is so large in this country. I knew the white stuff at the bottom of the Frosted Flakes box was too good to be true.

Just think about the other positive cereal mascots that are there.......[hit the title/read more to continue]

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When the trailer for Xmen First Class hit the web, many fans were obviously excited for a new movie to add to the most successful comic book movie franchise.

But some fans were bewildered when a Russian version of the trailer hit the web featuring much more juicy tidbits and plot lines. Luck for us, that English version has finally hit the web.

Though it still has Japanese subtitles, the added detail to the trailer only makes us incredibly more excited to put down $10 numerous times to see this movie when it hits the theaters in early June.

Watch the trailer below...

 WRITTEN BY FRANCIS SANTOS

It was about two months ago that Arnold ‘The Governator’ Scwharzenegger announced his glorious return to acting.   He has made reference to possible remakes of fan favorites such as Predator, The Terminator, and Running Man.  Tom Arnold has even mentioned working with Arnold on bringing True Lies 2 to life.  This is great!  I for one am genuinely excited to see him return to acting, and I’d love to see Arnold in a starring role once again.  But you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Since his original run for the office of Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzennegger has been fascinated with his nickname ‘Governator’.  Arnold and Stan Lee, THE Stan Lee, are collaborating to create The Governator.  

Hit the title/read more to see the Governator’s first forray into the world of comics...

 When I first read that The Smurfs trailer had hit the web, I wasn’t too sure about it. My first, unknowlegdable opinion of it was “this is going to be terrible”.

But reading that that Neil Patrick Harris, Hank Azaria and Jayma Mays was in it. “Ok I guess I will give the trailer a shot...”

In The Smurfs trailer, a couple in NYC (Harris and Mays) has their lives turned upside down when their house is turned upside down by a group of Smurfs who have fallen from their world being chased by the evil wizard Gargamel, who is played by no other than Hank Azaria, who seems to fit this role absolutely perfectly.

Hit the title/read more to check out the trailer....

Holy F! Christmas Has Come Early!!

You remember the shows like Clarissa Explains It All, Rugrats, Kenan & Kel, Pete & Pete, The Amanda Bynes Show and All That? Of course you do. Well I am ecstatic to say that earlier this week, Nintendo announced that these shows will be coming back and re-airing during the 12am-2am time slots on TeenNick channel.

“Oh, its 1am and I’m home early from the bar, what to watch? JESUS! Pete and Pete is on!”  That my friends, is what I like to call “Knowing your Market”.

As wonderful as this news is, I’m a little disappointed that Salute Your Shorts, Doug or Hey Dude wasn’t added to the list. But we should all remind ourselves not to be so greedy so fast. Perhaps they are saving the best for last. [fingers crossed]

Watch a playlist of videos we assembled with all the theme songs of those shows making their return to SNICK....

Think you know your Transformers just because you saw a couple movies in the theater? Think not. This infographic contains every single Autobot from Transformers circa 1980's.

Make sure to CLICK HERE to see the complete picture with over 50 Autobots...

Did you know the Batmobile has 100+ versions of it? Neither did most of the living population. While we have documented our love for the famous SuperHero with utlitiy belts and Bam/Pow Rings, never did I imagine this many versions of the Batmobile existed.

But the people over at CarInsurance (wtf?) created this huge infographic that details every single Batmobile that our beloved Bruce Wayne ever stepped into.

While the following picture is only a sample, you can see the HUGE infographic by clicking HERE.

This awesome Infographic was created by the site Car Insurance

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WRITTEN BY FRANCIS SANTOS

If you have watched or read The Watchmen I’m sure you’re already familiar with who Rorschach is. Rorschach is a central character featured in the acclaimed 1986 DC miniseries.

Rorschach is characterized as being "extremely right-wing, and morally uncompromising, a viewpoint that has alienated him from the rest of society. His mask displays a constantly morphing inkblot that is based on the ambiguous designs used in Rorschach inkblot tests. Rorschach considers the mask his true "face." He continues his one-man battle against crime long after superheroes have become both detested and illegal."

Fans of The Watchmen have probably already seen his mask (or face) for sale on eBay. That’s all well and good, but the problem with those is they’re static images.

They inkblot doesn’t change pattern according to body heat and breath. Boring.

If you want the real deal you’ll need to get your hands dirty. You’ll need: black thermo-chromic paint, transparent base, sheets of wax paper, and a wife-beater shirt.

Hit the title/read more to check out the step by step video on making the Rorschach mask...

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WRITTEN BY FRANCIS SANTOS

Look I realize that this event occurred back in April. But that doesn’t matter . For a jaded cynic like myself sometimes you just need reminders that people can do good in the world. And during this time of the year, who doesn't love a feel good story?

This is the story of Electron Boy (alias: Erik Martin), and how the Make A Wish Foundation helped him to save the day in Seattle.

Whether you’re a geek or not I’m sure you’ll be able to appreciate the tale. I won’t lie to you, I cried a little when I finished reading it. Don't judge me.

WRITTEN BY FRANCIS SANTOS

Ladies, what would life be like without a man in your life?  I mean any man. 

What if every single human being with a y-chromosome that you knew of died all of a sudden? What would you do? 

Gentleman, what if you were somehow a survivor, the only human male left in a world of woman?  What would it be like to be the most desired man on Earth not because of any inherent traits but because you’re all that’s left? 

Brian K. Vaughn tries to answer these and other questions in Y The Last Man.

Y the Last Man is a limited series originally published from 2002-2008. In July of 2002 nearly every male mammal on the planet suddenly and inexplicably die.

Planes piloted by men crash from the sky, complex machinery maintained by male engineers cease to function, societies at large begin to crumble as every job filled by men are now left vacant.

It would seem that humanity is in store for a slow death.

More after the jump....

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