It’s Monday again. You hate it. We hate it. But to help us all get through the morning, we decided to team up with sister-site Thundertreats and give you guys a  little entertainment to get your through the morning until you feel like doing “real work”.

Every week 12 of the internets best stories will be featured in a 6 pack feature on GuysGirl and you finish off that 12 pack by heading over to Thundertreats. Enjoy and remember the hair of the dog is a weekend's best hangover cure.

Words can’t describe how ready I am for baseball season to start and it makes me that much more happy when the players are excited as seen in this picture snapped of Roy Halladay showing up to the first day of Spring Training in a hot rod.

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Sure everyone knows that Valentine's day is complete retail sham to get you to feel the need to spend money on your loved on to prove "yes you really do love them" but to some companies, Valentine's day is the only day they have to try and convince you to buy their worthless crap.

I'm talking about the Vermont Teddy Bear and Pajama Gram who obviously are unaware of what a "real woman" wants because the main products they offer are well....crap.

Let's take a poll.....

How many ladies would open up a gift on Valentine's  day, see this...... and actually want to sleep with you?

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I might be a little late on this one but in an episode of South Park back in 2003, Kyle wants to celebrate his birthday by going to the happiest Mexican Disneyland on the planet, Casa Bonita. And it turns out, this is a real place.

In the episode, it’s Kyle’s birthday and he is allowed to take only three friends to Casa Bonita and chooses to leave Cartman out. Cartman then spends the entire episode trying to take Butters place. And after hundreds of episodes, this episode is one of co-creator Trey Parker’s top ten favorite episodes.

Turns out, this is a real place in Denver, CO that both Matt and Trey used to dream to be taken to on their birthday. The actual business was said to be “cool enough to let us use the real name when a lot of companies won’t let Southpark do that”. It’s been around for over 30 years and is one of the nation’s top ten road side attractions.

Hit the jump to watch the video of Matt and Trey talking about the episode and see real pictures of the “Mexican Disneyland”... 

 In case you haven’t been on YouTube for the past month, the “Shi*t _________ Says” topic has turned from a funny series into a beaten horse that’s been run over a few times.
 
Which is why “Sh*t Nobody Says” is pure genius but also the last time we will feature any kid of these videos until further notice.   

Ok I may have lied. This is the absolute last Sh*t ______ Says videos we will promote.

If there's one thing we love here, it's giving something back to the awesome readers of GuysGirl. Which is why we are happy to announce that the television channel USA has hooked us up with some great prizes to give away just for doing what you already do, watch TV.

Two shows made their premier this week on the network called Royal Pains and White Collar. Rob Lazlo was hard at work breaking them down on why you watch each show.

Since there are two seperate contests, all you have to do is leave a comment and if your comment is the best, you win and the prize pack is sent directly to you. It's that easy. 

Prizes for the best White Collar comment are Cashmere Cable Knit Scarf, Custom Waxwear Shoe Bag, Izola Shoe Brush, Jet Black Playing Cards in Large Box, White Collar Season 2 DVD, Custom Reporter’s Notebook and a Black Long Sleeve Shirt.

Prizes for the best Royal Pains comment are Season 1 DVD, Season 2 DVD, Season 3, Vol. 1 DVD and a Royal Pains Bag

Winners will be picked Monday morning so make sure to spread the word! The following are each of hte articles. 

Beat the Winter Blues and Have a Shot at Wining Three Seasons of USA’s Royal Pains on DVD

Get the Style of USA’s White Collar With This $200 Prize Pack

Is it possible to look so beautifully delicious that it’s impossible to eat?

This Stormtrooper cake was made for the Boston Arisia Sci-Fi Convention by Amanda Oakleaf Cakes. The cake is said to be 6’4, weigh 300lbs and feed up to 600 people.

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Unicorn Poop Cookies should be filed under “stuff I didn’t know I needed until right this second”.

But Instructables user kristylynn84 came up with a fantastic way of making the epitome of Lisa Frank into the cookie equivalent dubbed Unicorn Poop. She says it’s made out of “sugar cookies, rainbow dragees, rainbow star sprinkles, white sparkle gel, and rainbow disco dust”.

Would you ever make these cookies or is it just too much sparkle? I feel like I should slap myself for even considering typing the term “too much sparkle”.

The internet was taken by storm by the creation of the Shit Girls Say web series. Since the launch, there has been “Sh-t Gay Guys Say“, “Sh-t Black Girls Say” and even “Sh-t White Girls Say To Black Girls“.

But now, all of your prayers have been answered as there finally(?) is a Sh*t Wookies Say video.

Is this the greatest thing you’ve ever seen? Meh. But I hope this is the start of a huge array of Sh*t _____ Says videos.

Watch it below...


H/T Uproxx

Note: During the final week of the year we are sharing some of our most popular posts during 2011. Hope you enjoy this time with your loved ones while we show off the articles you enjoyed the most this year.

Are you a regular reader here at GG? If so, you are probably used to us posting useless video mashups such as Caddyshack Inceptionized or ACDC/Ghostbusters.

And here we have another My Little Pony mashup that features voice overs from non other than Inglorious Bastards. These Inglorious Ponies mean business though because they are in the business for only one thing, killin’ Nazi’s.

Now is the time that I ask myself and anyone else reading this, why the hell do we like stuff like this? I’m not sure this question can ever be answered but feel comforted in knowing you aren’t the only person to watch this kind of stuff, over and over again!

Note: During the final week of the year we are sharing some of our most popular posts during 2011. Hope you enjoy this time with your loved ones while we show off the articles you enjoyed the most this year.

Part 2 of 2; you can see part 1 here.

Yesterday, we debuted the list of top Disney songs of #11 - #22 from all the classics. Today, we debut the Top 10 that made the list that included suggestions form top sports bloggers that just so happen to be male.

Hit the title/read more to check out the Top Ten Disney Songs...